So, for various reasons I really kind of need to put a bunch of different payment method objects into a collection, not an array, a collection.
Unfortunately it seems there's no such thing as a
Mage_Payment_Method_Collection class to rely on.
More specifically I'm trying to put the output of
Mage_Payment_Config::getActiveMethods() into a collection rather than the
array that it returns because, reasons.
Now, I know of a few incredibly clunky ways I could still get the data I need into a collection of my own construction but it would also involve creating my own model class and "converting" the payment method objects into that type (carrying over the bare minimum of data required to actually do what I want to do) but that whole setup would be painfully contrived and from my point of view it just seems odd that there's no way to just say "hey Magento, give me a generic collection object that is able to hold a bunch of random objects" so I can feed this into another part of Magento that absolutely insists on taking a collection as input (more specifically a method in one of the Adminhtml block classes).